FOR BUSY PROFESSIONALS

Your Home Should Work
As Hard As You Do

You solve complex problems for everyone else all day. Your home shouldn't be another project on your list.

We design, install, and manage a smart home that anticipates your needs, protects your family, and works flawlessly in the background. You get the results. We handle everything else.

30-Day "It Just Works" Guarantee

SOUND FAMILIAR?

You Have Better Things to Do

Smart home shouldn't mean another responsibility.

The Saturday You Lost

You bought the smart thermostat. The app says it's connected. But it won't sync with your schedule. Three hours later, you're reading forum posts about firmware versions. This was supposed to save time.

The 11 PM Emergency

The bedroom lights won't turn off. Not manually, not by app, not by voice. Your spouse is trying to sleep. You're in the hallway, resetting the router for the fourth time.

The YouTube Rabbit Hole

"Just a quick setup" turned into 47 browser tabs, three YouTube tutorials, and a Reddit thread from 2019. You bill $300/hour at work. This math doesn't add up.

The Family Frustration

Your kids ask why the lights don't work "like normal." Your partner sighs when you mention adding another smart device. The system that was supposed to simplify life is creating friction.

The real cost isn't the devices.

It's your time, your weekends, and your peace of mind. You didn't get where you are by doing everything yourself.

THE SOMNI APPROACH

Professional Results. Someone Else Handles It.

You hire experts for your taxes, your legal work, your investments. Why not your smart home?

We Handle Everything

Design, installation, configuration, updates, troubleshooting. You never touch a config file or reset a router.

  • +Professional installation by our team
  • +Automated health alerts
  • +Updates tested before they reach you
  • +Issues fixed before you notice them

Direct Founder Access

You work directly with our team. No call centers, no tickets that disappear into a queue.

  • +Direct phone/text line to our team
  • +Same-day response with Priority Care add-on
  • +Quarterly reviews of your system
  • +Your feedback shapes the product

True Ownership

Your data stays in your home. Your hardware belongs to you. No cloud dependency, no vendor lock-in.

  • +100% local data storage
  • +Works when internet is down
  • +Cancel anytime, keep everything
  • +No subscriptions to big tech

* Year 1 hardware covered by manufacturer warranty. Year 2+ replacements at cost (~$200-400).

DESIGNED FOR YOUR LIFE

What Changes When Your Home Works

Mornings That Flow

Lights gradually brighten before your alarm. Coffee starts brewing. The thermostat adjusts for your wake-up routine. Your morning starts calm, not chaotic.

Security Peace of Mind

Know when the kids get home from school. Get alerts if something seems wrong. Lock everything with one tap when you leave for a business trip.

Family-Friendly

Simple voice commands everyone can use. Intuitive controls that don't require a tech degree. A system the whole family actually enjoys.

"I was spending 10+ hours a month just keeping my smart home running. Now I don't think about it at all. The lights work, the climate adjusts, and when my mother-in-law visits, she can actually use it. That's worth every penny."

— M.K., Chicago-area homeowner

INVESTMENT

What Does This Cost?

Less than you'd spend on a few hours of troubleshooting at your billable rate.

One-Time Setup

$2,000 setup fee

+ equipment (custom quoted after assessment)

  • +Custom system design
  • +Professional installation
  • +All hardware (yours to keep)
  • +Family training session

Annual Care Plans

$500 - $800/year

Or pay-as-you-go when you need us

  • +Automated health alerts
  • +All updates & security patches
  • +Troubleshooting & support
  • +Configuration changes included

Exact pricing quoted after a free discovery call. See full pricing details

30-Day "It Just Works" Guarantee

Your Time Is Valuable.
Stop Wasting It on Smart Home.

Get a smart home that works as hard as you do—without you lifting a finger.

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